when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
