how can u be prego again
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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