i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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