i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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