Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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