Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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