So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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