Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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