Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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