Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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