Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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