yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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