this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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