if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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