I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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