You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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