his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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