so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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