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i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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