Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
i need some magic done to my vagina
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
