would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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