obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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