Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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