He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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