i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Randomize
