I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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