i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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