dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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