Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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