Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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