There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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