i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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