Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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