Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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