I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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