Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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