Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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