After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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