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• (602): View more from Arizona

  where are you

  (303): View more from Colorado

  in your bedroom

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  how did you get in

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  your wife…

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  WTF

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• (409): View more from Texas

  white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.

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• (716): View more from New York

  the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.

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  They have marijuana tests too!

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• (951): View more from California

  Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving

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• (707): View more from California

  I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control

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