So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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