You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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