time to smoke my breakfast
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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