Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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