Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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