Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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