OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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