Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We had to coat check the pizza.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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