Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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