please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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