So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just want nice things and good sex
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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